Humor
Construction Whodunnit
A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers.
Based upon past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects. They were a motley crew:
The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.
The carpenter thought he was a stud. He tried to frame another man one time.
The glazier went to great panes to conceal his past. he still claims that he didn’t do anything; that he was framed.
The painter had a brush with the law several years ago.
The heating, ventilation and air conditioning contractor was known to pack heat. He was arrested once but duct the charges.
The mason was a suspect because he gets stoned regularly.
The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter.
The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter, who subsequently confessed. The evidence against him was irrefutable, because it was found that the workman, when he died, was hammered.
These horrible puns were sent to me by Electrical Staffing in their quarterly newsletter, Current News.
Happy Evacuation Day!
St. Patrick’s Day isn’t the only holiday being celebrated today. There are a few people around Boston, MA celebrating the day the British troops evacuated during the Revolutionary War. Since 1901 March 17th has been an official holiday, Evacuation Day, in Suffolk County. It is celebrated in several other cities on the east coast on different days based on the day the British army left those areas.
Wonder what color beer they’re drinking…
Rob Getzchman Quote on Training
“The average office worker can only watch a screenshot tutorial for a few seconds before the onset of spontaneous narcolepsy.” – Rob Getzchman
Anirban Basu Quote on the New Economy
“Less worse is the new excellent.”
-Anirban Basu, ABC Chief Economist
Taken from his presentation at Biz Con in Orlando, FL, February 24, 2011.
Adult ADD
I don’t know if I would have passed this test or not. I got distracted and didn’t finish it. <rim shot> Anyway… I ran across this test in Bottom Line Personal, February 15, 2011. I actually scored a four, so I guess I’m borderline. Not something that comes as a surprise to me! If you’re still reading and haven’t clicked on to the next site, you might want to take the test.
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