I spent last weekend picking up walnuts. I lost count on the number of buckets, but I’m estimating I picked up over 200 gallon. I was too lazy to drag them up and weigh them, but they weren’t light. We have four walnut trees and we had a bumper crop. I have a Nut Wizard that works pretty good for picking them up, but this year they were so thick that even that was a challenge. It does well with one nut, but when you are running across a clump of 5, it doesn’t have the opportunity spread out and pick them up.
I was at an Audiologist conference with my wife, Becky, the last few days. Below’s a sample of Audiologist humor from the Resound blog. You’ll see what I’ve been putting up with for the last few days. Putting up with it at a resort retreat wasn’t bad though. If I’d been healthy it would have been better. I came down with a cold the day before we left and I’m still fighting it now. Unfortunately for Becky, all of her quality time with me has resulted in her catching it now too.
One thing I’ve decided. Audiologists like corny jokes… and Alcohol… Lots of Alcohol! So here you go…
Audiologist Pick-up Lines:
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